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Question by Sangy .: Can We Ever Understand Men!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?
Subject: Can we ever understand men?

Because I’m a man, when I lock my keys in the car I will fiddle with a
wire long after hypothermia has set in.

Because I’m a man, when the car isn’t running very well, I will pop
the
hood and stare at the engine as if I know what I’m looking at. If
another man shows up, one of us will say to the other, “I used to be
able to fix these things, but now with all these computers and
everything, I wouldn’t, know where to start.”

Because I’m a man, when I catch a cold, I need someone to bring me
soup
and take care of me while I lie in bed and moan. You’re a woman. You
never get as sick as I do, so for you this isn’t a problem.

Because I’m a man, I can be relied upon to purchase basic groceries at
the store, like milk or bread. I cannot be expected to find exotic
items like “cumin” or “tofu.” For all I know, these are the same
thing.
And never, under any circumstances, expect me to pick up anything for
which “feminine hygiene product” is a euphemism.

Because I’m a man, when one of our appliances [...] Continue Reading…